“Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil’s pawn. Alone among God’s primates, he kills for sport, or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother’s land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours.” – Cornelius reading from the sacred scrolls

Tonight we are in Phoenix, Arizona where we enjoyed an evening of chit chat with Rob’s old friends Beth and Mark. Rob is a huge Planet of the Apes fan, so Beth and Mark had found this Lawgiver/Zaius tiki mug and had been waiting to give to us when we got here.

The Lawgiver Bleeds
From Beneath The Planet Of The Apes.

It’s really a Funky Monkey, but with Grenadine trickled down the glass to simulate bloody tears.
1 oz. Gold Rum
1 oz. Coconut Rum
1/2 oz. Banana Schnapps
1/2 oz. White Chocolate Liqueur
3 oz. Coconut Milk.
1 Banana.
1 c. Ice.
Toasted Coconut (for garnish)